Tanaka Ryu
Super Secret Ninja Clan
We are NINJAS!
If you don't know what a ninja is, you must have been living in a cave all of your life. In which case I must congratulate you on your new-found computer skills. But I digress. We are the Tanjun Ryu, a super-secret ninja organization.Our goal is to promote a healthy ninja lifestyle. If you've ever wanted to be a super-cool shadow warrior, you've come to the right place. Browse our many pages of ninja lore and wisdom and begin your amazing journey into the amazing world of the ninja!!!
Welcome Lowly Mortal!
Congratulations! You have successfully navigated the vast internet labrynth and found your way to the ultimate Ninja site! I know what you're thinking (I really do! Ninjas can read minds!). You're thinking "I want to be a ninja too!". Well, you can! The Tanaka Ryu is accepting new members now! But be warned! The perils of a ninja's life are many. There will be long nights of slinking through shadows, kicking butt, and doing lots of somersaults over people's heads. The rewards are many, the best being chicks. Chicks dig ninjas. So if you want to be a Tanaka Ryu ninja, check out the "Join Us" page for info. Become one of us and boy will your friends be JEALOUS! Go to the membership page and find out how YOU, a mere lowly mortal, can become a Tanaka Ryu ninja!!
Master Unarmed Combat!
An unarmed Tanaka Ryu ninja is just as dangerous and deadly as an armed one! Weapons are just more fun sometimes!
Master Exotic Weapons!
Tanaka Ryu Ninjas are masters of every weapon known to man. And some that aren't!
